Who could possibly be hot enough to be Rob’s body double in Bel Ami?

Unless you’ve been hiding under a rock, you’ve heard the news that Bel Ami is gonna be chock full of sex scenes. You don’t even have to read the script to know this about the movie.  So let’s cut to the chase.  You know you’ve thought it.  Every woman with a pulse is wondering if this means we’ll get to see Robert Pattinson’s bootay.

Get my thoughts on the issue after the jump..

Will we get full frontal?  Will we see that famous asscandy (and JAG will die)?  Or will they use a body double? Or a stunt bum.

No stunt bum could ever hold a candle to this bum

He clearly didn’t have a body double on the set of Little Ashes.  But that was then. This is now.  He has power now.  Status.

But would the infamously shy and reserved actor actually want to do a nude scene? He seemed ambivalent about nudity in his most recent Nov 2009 Ellen Interview.

Fast forward to 5:45 to see Rob flounder.

“Aah, uh, oh, um, I’m, pfft. Maybe.  I dunno.  If there’s a…  It’s definitely a risk.  Definitely a risk..  Especially in my”

(My translation ends here – I’m not good at the British to American translations when the mumbles begin)

My personal opinion?  I think we’ll get shirtless sex scenes with lots of exposed skin.  But I don’t think we’ll see much more of Rob then we’ve already seen.  And that’s not saying much since we saw the lower stomach V-shape in New Moon and the shaft in Little Ashes. What more could you want? Sometimes it’s best when it’s left to the imagination.

The V. What a great day to forget a belt

But just in case my theories are wrong, I’m putting in my application to be Christina Ricci’s body double.



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